[Being in trouble was exciting. There were always new and exciting situations when it came to being in trouble. Well, except solitary. That would be the absolute worst. Any other form of trouble, though, was far more interesting than obedient peace.]

It's an exercise in wits, you know. [now he's ready to tap his glass and get the bartender to fill him up again. His own brief lick of the lips wasn't as well-received. Guess piggy was more of this guy's type. Tragic!]

You're still too fresh but as you get older you're going to have to do something to keep your mind young.