[The great maker gave Oscar a compulsive need for trouble and a very restrained society because otherwise, Oscar would hunt down the very maker and try to overthrow them.]

[It's a shame that such attention was given to him, while the pink lily pig boy was ignored. They should know where the real source of cute evil was in this world.]

Well, if I own nothing then technically I already own everything. [he smiles, wryly, at his circular logic.]

All things in this world are mine... as a druid, a loyal steward of nature.